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Gaspode
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Re: Welcome.

Post by Gaspode » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:59 pm

aspode I cannot live with, no G like Wrighty. I have no idea how that happened :roll:
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Mo
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Post by Mo » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:02 pm

We can probably change it if you like Assy...
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Gaspode
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Post by Gaspode » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:09 pm

That would be just wonderful Mo. Assy indeed :lol:
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Post by Poodlepan » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:00 am

No need to be assy!
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Post by SuzySu » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:57 am

eaglette wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:42 pm
 Hello
I'm new here.

Where do I start?
Hello :)
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World 🙂
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Maximus
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Post by Maximus » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:31 pm

Hello Psmith.
The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp" in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. A member of the Drones Club, this monocle-sporting Old Etonian is something of a dandy, a fluent and witty speaker, and has a remarkable ability to pass through the most amazing adventures unruffled.
I'm not really expecting that but anyone nodding in the direction of the genius of Pelham Grenville Wodehouse gets my vote.
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Post by Psmith » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:53 am

Thanks Max
It was going to be The Honourable Galahad Threepwood but I was feeling lazy.

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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:19 am

On another message board the first question that has to be answered is, 'What's you favourite sausage'.

Sausage preferences can be very revealing.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
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Post by Poodlepan » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:45 am

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:19 am
 On another message board the first question that has to be answered is, 'What's you favourite sausage'.

Sausage preferences can be very revealing.
Korkers sausages.

https://www.korker-sausages.co.uk/
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Undie
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Post by Undie » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:01 am

Lincolnshire
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Claude Balls
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Post by Claude Balls » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:45 am

M & S posh dogs, but it changes frequently
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Post by Redpig59 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:21 am

Bratwurst.
Korkers are very nice though
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Post by Redpig59 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:22 am

...or Morrison's Value sausages.
Mmmm...eyelids and anuses and bits!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:54 pm

MVS... Put a little crunch in your lunch.


See! 45 years in design and marketing and I can still knock out a slogan
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Post by Maximus » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:21 pm

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:22 am
 ...or Morrison's Value sausages.
Mmmm...eyelids and anuses and bits!
With Dec and Holly presenting!
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Re: Welcome.

Post by Gaspode » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:42 pm

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:22 am
 ...or Morrison's Value sausages.
Mmmm...eyelids and anuses and bits!
I think I'll just have toast and jam for breakfast tomorrow...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Post by Claude Balls » Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:48 am

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:22 am
 eyelids and anuses, trotters and bits!
These are a few of my favourite things...
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Post by Claude Balls » Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:12 pm

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