Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

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Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:52 pm

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Post by Gaspode » Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:14 pm

Gosh! I am surprised...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Sep 11, 2024 11:59 am

What a scamp.
What's the betting that her birth year begins with a 2.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pm

Am I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:07 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pm
Am I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
You old Square!
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:11 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pm
Am I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
You must know him.
He looks a bit like the drummer from Nirvana.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:11 pm

Nirvana were a popular pop music combo in the recent past.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:15 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:11 pm
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pm
Am I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
You must know him.
He looks a bit like the drummer from Nirvana.
Does he only have one arm? That one? The only drummer I could identify is the fourth worsetest drummer in the Beatles.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Gaspode » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:21 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pm
Am I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
Aren't you the lucky one....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:24 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:15 pm
Does he only have one arm? That one? The only drummer I could identify is the fourth worsetest drummer in the Beatles.
No, the one armed one is Rick from Def Leppard.
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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:48 pm

What does he use when he wants to do a drum roll? Maybe best not answer that one.
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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Sandra » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:51 pm

Fancy that.

Perhaps someone should have worn a condom?!

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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:51 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:48 pm
What does he use when he wants to do a drum roll? Maybe best not answer that one.
He has a very clever arrangement of pedals which he uses to trigger electronic drums.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:52 pm

Sandra wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:51 pm
Fancy that.

Perhaps someone should have worn a condom?!
Let's not put the onus on Big Dave. I bet the woman told him she was on the pill and now has carte blanche to deprive him of his millions in maintenance payments.
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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Sep 11, 2024 1:21 pm

Sandra wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:51 pm
Fancy that.

Perhaps someone should have worn a condom?!
Yes.
I doubt that this is his first encounter with a groupie, being one of the coolest guys in music (apparently).
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Red Baron » Wed Sep 11, 2024 2:26 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:52 pm
Sandra wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:51 pm
Fancy that.

Perhaps someone should have worn a condom?!
Let's not put the onus on Big Dave. I bet the woman told him she was on the pill and now has carte blanche to deprive him of his millions in maintenance payments.
I do tend to agree with that when I hear stories like this. However, maybe he should have thought about that possibility himself

Of course, there was an alternative which would have stopped him from causing all the upset in the first place.
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Sep 11, 2024 2:39 pm

Red Baron wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 2:26 pm
Of course, there was an alternative which would have stopped him from causing all the upset in the first place.
Yes, he could have stayed at home with a nice cup of tea.
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Re: Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Sep 11, 2024 3:16 pm

I think it might have been George Melly* who said something along the lines of being grateful of getting old and not having the mad monkey** of libido on his back all the time


*It could have been another 50/60s jazz musician
** It might have been another animal
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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