Shredded Wheat
Why am I eating it at this time of the day?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Shredded Wheat
Because you secretly want to be Ian Botham?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Shredded Wheat
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Shredded Wheat
I ate shredded wheat the first time when I was a kiddywink. Never ate it again.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Shredded Wheat
I have just bought a Revitive foot massager off of Amazon.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Shredded Wheat
My mate down the pub bought one of those and accidentally sat on it for half an hour.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Shredded Wheat
"Accidentally"
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Shredded Wheat
It's ok PP, you're among friends here.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Sun Aug 04, 2024 6:50 pmMy mate down the pub bought one of those and accidentally sat on it for half an hour.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.