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Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Poodlepan » Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:08 am

I hope you have fun in your audit today! XX
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:05 am

Happy birthday Piggy - make the most of the day, you'll soon be dead!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Red Baron » Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:28 am

Happy birthday, young man.

I hope you have a fab day and the auditors bring you 🎂🍾
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:44 am

Happy birthday to the wisenessness of the wise.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by SuzySu » Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:56 am

Happy Birthday 🙂🎊🎉
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World 🙂
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by mis » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:22 am

Happy Birthday Piggy.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Caroline » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:38 am

Happy birthday Piggy
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Oct 17, 2023 11:28 am

Thank you kind people.
This is probably the shittiest birthday ever.
I can't even drink tonight, as I need a clear head tomorrow.
Still...I'm not dead yet.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Lisa » Tue Oct 17, 2023 12:06 pm

An audit on your birthday? Lucky old you! Happy birthday. x
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Gaspode » Tue Oct 17, 2023 12:47 pm

Happy birthday old man, that's one step closer......
So 34 then, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Sandra » Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:08 pm

Happy Birthday lovely Piggy. You can celebrate at the weekend. xxx
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:37 pm

Gaspode wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 17, 2023 12:47 pm
 Happy birthday old man, that's one step closer......
So 34 then, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
I identify as 23.
Anybody says different is age-shaming, and committing a hate crime.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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