A man has spent over £60,000 on his cheese "addiction" over the years. Mark King, a 54-year-old woodyard worker from Maidstone, Kent, devours at least two blocks of cheese every day.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/17773 ... on-cheddar
Cheese obsessive
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Cheese obsessive
I bet he's packed on a few pounds since his Level 42 days then.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Cheese obsessive
Looks like I'm single again.
She's found her soul-mate.
Mind you...she doesn't like sharing, and I'm not that keen on cheese.
She's found her soul-mate.
Mind you...she doesn't like sharing, and I'm not that keen on cheese.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Cheese obsessive
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Claude Balls
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Re: Cheese obsessive
Congratulations on everyone resisting any cheese-based puns
A rare bit of restraint on this board for once.
A rare bit of restraint on this board for once.
Re: Cheese obsessive
I don't give e dam, so I'm not posting
Re: Cheese obsessive
I'll have to read Claude's posts more Caerphilly in future, I only just got that.
Re: Cheese obsessive
These are whey above my head.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Cheese obsessive
It's cheesily done.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Claude Balls
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Re: Cheese obsessive
Oh, well done!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Cheese obsessive
Oh, grate! Cheese puns.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Cheese obsessive
You don't expect to have fondue you?
This is serious stuff.
This is serious stuff.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
