This week's shortage

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Re: This week's shortage

Post by mis » Wed Dec 07, 2022 8:03 pm

Is the King due to pay a visit?
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Gaspode » Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:33 pm

Did no-one ever tell you Elvis is dead mis?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Poodlepan » Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:39 pm

I don't buy eggs, so it doesn't bother me.

Aldi didn't have any jars of Shropshire blue cheese tonight, but it did have plenty of sloe gin mince pies.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Gaspode » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:14 pm

Jars of cheese!
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: This week's shortage

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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Gaspode » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:27 pm

Oh THAT Jars Of Cheese.....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Dec 08, 2022 7:06 am

Lisa wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:40 pm
 Not an egg to be had in Sainsburys this evening.
Not en-oeuf to go round?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:02 am

Shell we see if there are any other cracking puns?
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by mis » Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:33 am

Julian Mince wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 08, 2022 7:06 am
Lisa wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:40 pm
 Not an egg to be had in Sainsburys this evening.
Not en-oeuf to go round?
Eggsactly.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Claude Balls » Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:36 am

Some poor yolks on here IMO
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Mo » Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:41 am

Lisa wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:40 pm
 Not an egg to be had in Sainsburys this evening.
We bought the last pack in Lidl on Monday
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:05 am

Does the last egg pack in Lidl equate in any way to the last chicken in Sainsbury's?
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by RockitRon » Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:22 am

Mo wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:41 am
Lisa wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:40 pm
 Not an egg to be had in Sainsburys this evening.
We bought the last pack in Lidl on Monday
Our Sainsbury's had plenty yesterday. As did M&S, although theirs are £1 per half dozen box dearer - I do hope their farmers are getting the benefit.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by RockitRon » Sat Jan 07, 2023 10:13 am

This week's shortage is Lemsip (other flu and cold remedies are unavailable).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-64168959

It hasn't stopped them advertising it on TV though
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:27 pm

No eggs in Carmarthen Tesco (a big 'un) apart from the ones in clear plastic boxes that always look a bit dodgy and sell in packets of 15. They look like the kind of eggs you see being sold off a stall in a car boot market along with packets of crisps past their sell-by date and clear plastic bags containing broken biscuits.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Redpig59 » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:37 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:27 pm
 No eggs in Carmarthen Tesco (a big 'un) apart from the ones in clear plastic boxes that always look a bit dodgy and sell in packets of 15. They look like the kind of eggs you see being sold off a stall in a car boot market along with packets of crisps past their sell-by date and clear plastic bags containing broken biscuits.
Probably from battery hens which are kept in a chicken Auschwitz.
I would rather do without eggs.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Red Baron » Tue Feb 21, 2023 5:44 pm

Tomatoes and peppers
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Feb 21, 2023 9:39 pm

Finally!
Some good news.
A veggie shortage.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:54 am

Can we have a shortage of vegans next week please?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: This week's shortage

Post by Mo » Wed Feb 22, 2023 8:49 am

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 21, 2023 9:39 pm
 Finally!
Some good news.
A veggie shortage.
Tomatoes and peppers are fruit... jsl

I need tomatoes... Imagine no pizza sauce, no bolognaise sauce (sob)
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