Would you dip your chips into this?

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Phillip Phlopp
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Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Dec 01, 2021 4:39 pm

Heinz is releasing a Terry’s Chocolate Orange-flavoured mayonnaise

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Re: Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Dec 01, 2021 4:46 pm

Wrong, wrong, wrong!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by Sandra » Wed Dec 01, 2021 7:31 pm

Bleurgh!

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Re: Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by Poodlepan » Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:56 pm

I love chocolate but can't stand chocolate spread, I think this would be equally as revolting.
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Re: Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by Gaspode » Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:12 pm

I wouldn't dip anything in it...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by mis » Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:03 pm

I think you're supposed to combine it with the contents of this tin before tipping it in the dustbin.

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Re: Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by Gaspode » Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:36 pm

Do not flush down the toilet.....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Would you dip your chips into this?

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:11 am

I'm having this on my chips tonight - nom nom nom!
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