Bugger - they've sold out already

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Julian Mince
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Bugger - they've sold out already

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:11 pm

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Bugger - they've sold out already

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:39 pm

I'll bet that would be nice on toast.
Saves all that turkey and stuffing bollocks on Xmas day.
A boon to the housewife.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Bugger - they've sold out already

Post by mis » Tue Nov 02, 2021 6:49 pm

I reckon most of the 500 were bought by bloody journalists.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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Re: Bugger - they've sold out already

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:03 pm

or students.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Bugger - they've sold out already

Post by Gaspode » Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:39 pm

Are students that sophisticated these days?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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