This man is an odious turd
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Claude Balls
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Re: This man is an odious turd
Speaking of arses, I had a rash on mines which looked exactly like a strawberry.
Fortunately, my GP gave me some cream for it
Fortunately, my GP gave me some cream for it
Re: This man is an odious turd
That's a coincidence. The Sun has illustrated the article with pictures of strawberries and an arse.
Hanson must be on the way down. He used to be the Fail's etiquette 'expert'.
Hanson must be on the way down. He used to be the Fail's etiquette 'expert'.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: This man is an odious turd
He used to be on Wrighty too.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: This man is an odious turd
Odious Turd is a bit strong isn't it?He's only poncing about with strawberries.
It's not like he's on GB TV or anything..
It's not like he's on GB TV or anything..
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Julian Mince
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Re: This man is an odious turd
Wanky turd?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Claude Balls
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Re: This man is an odious turd
Odious Turd does sound very Dickensian though
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I expect I'm misremembering, but wasn't Odious Turd one of the names Five Finger Death Punch considered when they first got together?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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Re: This man is an odious turd
You're close Mis, very close. This is the first incarnation of 5FDP:
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: This man is an odious turd
Yes, yes, yes, all very interesting but do you put the strawberry rash on the cream as they do in Devon or the cream on the strawberry rash as they do in Cornwall?Claude Balls wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:35 amSpeaking of arses, I had a rash on mines which looked exactly like a strawberry.
Fortunately, my GP gave me some cream for it
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: This man is an odious turd
Now there's a conundrum if ever I saw one.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:23 amYes, yes, yes, all very interesting but do you put the strawberry rash on the cream as they do in Devon or the cream on the strawberry rash as they do in Cornwall?Claude Balls wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:35 amSpeaking of arses, I had a rash on mines which looked exactly like a strawberry.
Fortunately, my GP gave me some cream for it
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Claude Balls
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Re: This man is an odious turd
I'll thank you to leave my conundrum out of this!
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Julian Mince
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Re: This man is an odious turd
You filthy swine!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: This man is an odious turd
"There's a Conundrum"
What a good name for a band!
What a good name for a band!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Crucial conundrum is even better
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Julian Mince
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Re: This man is an odious turd
Hmmm... that has legs I think.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: This man is an odious turd
If it's a thrash metal band you'd have to tweak the spelling: Könündrüm
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: This man is an odious turd
A good point, well made!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Thu Jun 17, 2021 6:47 amIf it's a thrash metal band you'd have to tweak the spelling: Könündrüm
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.