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Funny Feet ice cream - I must have some! I now have something else to fill my Iceland shopping trolley with so it will not be just Greggs Sausage Rolls (nom, nom, nom)
Oh yes!
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Claude Balls
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Re: Oh yes!
Probably smaller than they were back in the day - unlike me...
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Julian Mince
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Re: Oh yes!
I'm going on a mission tonight to attempt to procure some. I shall report back!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Oh yes!
How big is a Wagonwheel these days?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Claude Balls
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Re: Oh yes!
No sign yet of Julian I see - probably slumped in a doorway round the corner from Iceland in a diabetic coma, induced by an overdose of Funny FeetJulian Mince wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 12:55 pmI'm going on a mission tonight to attempt to procure some. I shall report back!
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Either that or Mrs Mince has locked him in the cellarClaude Balls wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 9:29 pmNo sign yet of Julian I see - probably slumped in a doorway round the corner from Iceland in a diabetic coma, induced by an overdose of Funny FeetJulian Mince wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 12:55 pmI'm going on a mission tonight to attempt to procure some. I shall report back!
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Julian Mince
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Jules: "If you'd like an ice cream tonight, I've got a surprise"
Miserable Bitch: "Hmmm"
Jules: "Look - Funny Feet - I saw them advertised on line and had to get some. How cool is that?"
MB: "You do know that it's not real ice cream, just some mushed up shit, don't you?"
Jules: (under his breath) "Fuck you, you miserable bitch"
The bin now has an unopened box of Funny Feet defrosting in it.
Miserable Bitch: "Hmmm"
Jules: "Look - Funny Feet - I saw them advertised on line and had to get some. How cool is that?"
MB: "You do know that it's not real ice cream, just some mushed up shit, don't you?"
Jules: (under his breath) "Fuck you, you miserable bitch"
The bin now has an unopened box of Funny Feet defrosting in it.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Oh yes!
Tsk!Julian Mince wrote: ↑Sat May 15, 2021 8:00 amJules: "If you'd like an ice cream tonight, I've got a surprise"
Miserable Bitch: "Hmmm"
Jules: "Look - Funny Feet - I saw them advertised on line and had to get some. How cool is that?"
MB: "You do know that it's not real ice cream, just some mushed up shit, don't you?"
Jules: (under his breath) "Fuck you, you miserable bitch"
The bin now has an unopened box of Funny Feet defrosting in it.
Such ingratitude.
20 sex-dolls would be cheaper to run than a real woman I think, AND you would get all of the Funny Feet to yourself.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Oh yes!
Your reputation for wisdom is maintained.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Oh yes!
Never heard of Funny Feet ice-cream. Is it cheese 'n' verruca flavoured?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: Oh yes!
Sadly I will not be able to tell you now.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Sat May 15, 2021 9:29 amNever heard of Funny Feet ice-cream. Is it cheese 'n' verruca flavoured?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.