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Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:55 am
by Julian Mince
I've just eaten two thirds of a bar of Fruit and Nut. Should I carry on or save the remaining third for later?
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:04 am
by Gaspode
Scoff the lot Jules...
I dream of finally being able to eat a choccy bar.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:06 am
by Julian Mince
Gaspode wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:04 am
Scoff the lot Jules...
I dream of finally being able to eat a choccy bar.
Thanks Gassy - I shall follow your advice immediately.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:55 am
by Poodlepan
Chocolate goes off shortly after being opened, it should always be eaten immediately.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:09 pm
by Claude Balls
And that bit of sticky tape you get on the "sharing" bags of Maltesers?
Apparently designed to keep them fresh if you don't eat the bag in one sitting - what's that all about?
#seinfeldbasssolo
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:11 pm
by Gaspode
Poodlepan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:55 am
Chocolate goes off shortly after being opened, it should always be eaten immediately.
Exactly the same applies to wine..
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:47 pm
by Redpig59
If the last year (and the untimely death of young Phillip) has taught us anything, it's that we should seize the day.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:50 pm
by Julian Mince
Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.
You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:01 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:50 pm
Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.
You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?
<sigh!> no.
The words 'wanker' and 'pansy' are thrown around, but rarely 'wise'.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:05 pm
by Gaspode
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:47 pm
If the last year (and the untimely death of young Phillip) has taught us anything, it's that we should seize the day.
Carpe diem as Roman poet Horace once wrote. See I do retain at least a little of the knowledge on display in University Challenge.
Arpee is indeed wise beyond his young age.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:25 pm
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:01 pm
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:50 pm
Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.
You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?
<sigh!> no.
The words 'wanker' and 'pansy' are thrown around, but rarely 'wise'.
Who on Earth would call you, of all people, a "wanker"?
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:53 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:25 pm
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:01 pm
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:50 pm
Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.
You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?
<sigh!> no.
The words 'wanker' and 'pansy' are thrown around, but rarely 'wise'.
Who on Earth would call you, of all people, a "wanker"?
It would be Mo than my neck is worth to say
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:59 pm
by Gaspode
I feel there may be a subtle cryptic clue in that statement Arpee, I'll have have a good long think about it
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:08 pm
by Julian Mince
I've read Piggy's response several times now, and I'm buggered if i can make any sense of it.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:34 pm
by mis
It is a common thing for the best oracles such as Piggy to spout what others would call 'cryptic bollocks'.
Re: Question (no Royal content)
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 6:06 pm
by Gaspode
mis wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:34 pm
cryptic bollocks'
Oooh that sounds very uncomfortable..
