Question (no Royal content)

[Julian Mince]

I've just eaten two thirds of a bar of Fruit and Nut. Should I carry on or save the remaining third for later?

[Gaspode]

Scoff the lot Jules...
I dream of finally being able to eat a choccy bar.

[Julian Mince]

Scoff the lot Jules...
I dream of finally being able to eat a choccy bar.

Thanks Gassy - I shall follow your advice immediately.

[Poodlepan]

Chocolate goes off shortly after being opened, it should always be eaten immediately.

[Claude Balls]

And that bit of sticky tape you get on the "sharing" bags of Maltesers?
Apparently designed to keep them fresh if you don't eat the bag in one sitting - what's that all about?
#seinfeldbasssolo

[Gaspode]

Chocolate goes off shortly after being opened, it should always be eaten immediately.

Exactly the same applies to wine..

[Redpig59]

If the last year (and the untimely death of young Phillip) has taught us anything, it's that we should seize the day.

[Julian Mince]

Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.

You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?

[Redpig59]

Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.

You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?

<sigh!> no.
The words 'wanker' and 'pansy' are thrown around, but rarely 'wise'.

[Gaspode]

If the last year (and the untimely death of young Phillip) has taught us anything, it's that we should seize the day.

Carpe diem as Roman poet Horace once wrote. See I do retain at least a little of the knowledge on display in University Challenge.

Arpee is indeed wise beyond his young age.

[Julian Mince]

Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.

You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?

<sigh!> no.
The words 'wanker' and 'pansy' are thrown around, but rarely 'wise'.

Who on Earth would call you, of all people, a "wanker"?

[Redpig59]

Or the remainder of the chocolate bar in fact.

You really are so very wise Piggy. Has anyone mentioned that before?

<sigh!> no.
The words 'wanker' and 'pansy' are thrown around, but rarely 'wise'.

Who on Earth would call you, of all people, a "wanker"?

It would be Mo than my neck is worth to say

[Gaspode]

I feel there may be a subtle cryptic clue in that statement Arpee, I'll have have a good long think about it

[Julian Mince]

I've read Piggy's response several times now, and I'm buggered if i can make any sense of it.

[mis]

It is a common thing for the best oracles such as Piggy to spout what others would call 'cryptic bollocks'.

[Gaspode]

cryptic bollocks'

Oooh that sounds very uncomfortable..