Love is......a roll in sausage

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Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by Claude Balls » Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:33 pm

A Girvan butcher has partnered with Aldi to offer a 'slice' of romance to all Ayrshire lovers out there this Valentine's Day.

The Love Heart Lorne is back by popular demand just in time for February 14, after Aldi previously sold out of the breakfast treat which is produced by We Hae Meat.

At just 99p (150g), the slices are the perfect addition to a romantic Sunday brunch, meaning you can treat your 'butter' half to a roll and sausage while supporting a local business.

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Re: Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:36 pm

Drool!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by Gaspode » Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:09 am

Fuck off!
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:32 am

Packed full of lip and arsehole.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by RockitRon » Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:42 am

M&S had something similar today. Love Sausage. Wrapped in bacon, so like a big pig-in-blanket.

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Re: Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:52 pm

Ironically, most of that sausage will go straight to your heart.
Worth it though
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by Gaspode » Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:00 pm

RockitRon wrote:
Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:42 am
Love Sausage.
You Filthy Swine!
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Love is......a roll in sausage

Post by Lisa » Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:27 pm

RockitRon wrote:
Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:42 am
M&S had something similar today. Love Sausage. Wrapped in bacon, so like a big pig-in-blanket.
Yeah that's,...that's something different.

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