Ewwww!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:05 amWhen my bro's son moved out to live with his girlfriend him and his missus went into the landfill that used to be his bedroom and found underneath the bed <look away now if you're of a sensitive disposition> used condoms.
Free Gin
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Free Gin
Wot no wank socks?Julian Mince wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:14 amEwwww!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:05 amWhen my bro's son moved out to live with his girlfriend him and his missus went into the landfill that used to be his bedroom and found underneath the bed <look away now if you're of a sensitive disposition> used condoms.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Free Gin
Posh wanks, obv.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Free Gin
I would have "accidentally" spilled it over the grubby bastard.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:17 amThat's the bunny! You wouldn't think I did A Level Chemistry. Mind you it was getting on for 35 years ago!
I couldn't be doing with that.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Free Gin
Well the free gin thread has morphed into, into something else.
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It's what I love about this board.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.