Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

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Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:21 am

Fret no more!

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"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:38 am

Oh yes!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:13 pm

Finally, a solution for that conundrum.

And so soon after solving the chips or kebab quandary - chips or kebab? Chips or kebab? Chips AND kebab!
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Re: Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:20 pm

The portmanteau version of those two can be found spread across many a street of a Saturday evening.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:02 am

TAKE A HOT DOG ENCASE IT IN CHEESE , THEN ENCASE THE WHOLE LOT IN FLAVOURED BEEF MINCE , TRUST ME IT WORKS (WRITTEN IN CAPS SO YOU KNOW IT IS ME , NOT HIM )
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Re: Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:10 am

Holy thread resurrection Batman!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
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Re: Y'know how it is, what do I fancy? A hot dog or burger?

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:15 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:02 am
 TAKE A HOT DOG ENCASE IT IN CHEESE , THEN ENCASE THE WHOLE LOT IN FLAVOURED BEEF MINCE , TRUST ME IT WORKS (WRITTEN IN CAPS SO YOU KNOW IT IS ME , NOT HIM )
That sounds divine!
Well invented Foxie.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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