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How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:00 pm
by Claude Balls
For the first time in Switzerland, a restaurant catering specifically to nudists will open its doors at the end of February.

According to the newspaper Schweiz am Wochenende, the eatery, called "Edelweiss Basel - Nudisten Lounge", will open at Rebgasse 39, in the premises once occupied by a gay and lesbian club.

The customers will leave their clothes in a cloakroom provided especially for this purpose, and the most timid patrons will be able to keep on their, um, bare essentials, such as underwear.

The waiters will also be unclad.

Although new in Switzerland, this concept had been tried in Paris and London several years ago, but both locations closed due to a lack of bums on seats.

Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:06 pm
by Psmith
I'd be impressed if the kitchen staff were nude too.

Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:14 pm
by Claude Balls
I’m just sorry for their takeaway delivery driver

Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:34 pm
by Gaspode
I'd recommend the meat and two veg sir...

Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:08 am
by Mo
Bums on seats! Lol

Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:04 am
by Phillip Phlopp
How do you make a Swiss roll? Dunno, but I know how to make a Venetian blind.

Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:16 pm
by Gaspode
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:04 am
I know how to make a Venetian blind.
Push him/her/they down a mountain?

Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:49 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
No him/her/they went of their own accord.