How do you make a Swiss roll?

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How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Claude Balls » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:00 pm

For the first time in Switzerland, a restaurant catering specifically to nudists will open its doors at the end of February.

According to the newspaper Schweiz am Wochenende, the eatery, called "Edelweiss Basel - Nudisten Lounge", will open at Rebgasse 39, in the premises once occupied by a gay and lesbian club.

The customers will leave their clothes in a cloakroom provided especially for this purpose, and the most timid patrons will be able to keep on their, um, bare essentials, such as underwear.

The waiters will also be unclad.

Although new in Switzerland, this concept had been tried in Paris and London several years ago, but both locations closed due to a lack of bums on seats.

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Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Psmith » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:06 pm

I'd be impressed if the kitchen staff were nude too.

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Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Claude Balls » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:14 pm

I’m just sorry for their takeaway delivery driver

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Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Gaspode » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:34 pm

I'd recommend the meat and two veg sir...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Mo » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:08 am

Bums on seats! Lol

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Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:04 am

How do you make a Swiss roll? Dunno, but I know how to make a Venetian blind.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Gaspode » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:16 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:04 am
I know how to make a Venetian blind.
Push him/her/they down a mountain?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: How do you make a Swiss roll?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:49 pm

No him/her/they went of their own accord.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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