Now that's a relief everyone!

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Now that's a relief everyone!

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Jun 15, 2023 6:41 am

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Now that's a relief everyone!

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:47 am

I never took to him.
Neither sexually or musically.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Now that's a relief everyone!

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:38 am

Craaaaaig Daaaaaavid!

I wonder why he was so upset by Bo Selecta?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Now that's a relief everyone!

Post by Claude Balls » Thu Jun 15, 2023 11:42 am

Julian Mince wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:38 am
I wonder why he was so upset by Bo Selecta?
Because it was shit?

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Re: Now that's a relief everyone!

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Jun 15, 2023 12:38 pm

I think there are more shit things than Bo Seleca - Not Now Dr Beeching for instance.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Now that's a relief everyone!

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 12:45 pm

It's that twat with the stupid hat (in Bo Selecta).
I never got him.
Twat.
and Su Pollard of course.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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