Many would have called this a result...

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Julian Mince
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Many would have called this a result...

Post by Julian Mince » Thu May 25, 2023 5:24 am

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Many would have called this a result...

Post by mis » Thu May 25, 2023 5:29 am

Why is 'Porky weirdo can't sing' news?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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