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Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:32 pm
by Redpig59
You make good music videos

Greyfriars Bobby anyone?

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:43 pm
by Gaspode
Not sure if he actually makes the videos, he does make the accompanying music. Which is very dull imo

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:46 pm
by Redpig59
Tsk!

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 10:03 pm
by Gaspode
Listen I have Undi and Max on my side here....

Oh, wait...

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Fri May 05, 2023 5:33 am
by Julian Mince
It's a bit of a dirge, which makes it similar to the output of most of the other current male solo artists. Cowell is to blame. Being taken to one side and given a good kicking followed by molten lead poured into each eye socket would be a fair punishment for fucking up music.

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 7:04 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
That wouldn't bother him. He needs his teeth coated with an impermeable yellow stain.

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 5:39 am
by Julian Mince
Yes!

Yes he does!

I bet they gleam in ultra violet light.

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:34 am
by Phillip Phlopp
He would have been hit in 1980s discos.

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:55 am
by Julian Mince
I think he could well be hit in 2020's discos.

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:56 am
by Mo
I love him

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:58 am
by Julian Mince
Mo wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:56 am
I love him
Simon Cowell?

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 9:36 am
by Mo
Julian Mince wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:58 am
Mo wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:56 am
I love him
Simon Cowell?
No, I don't really love him. He looks like a melting candle

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 9:48 am
by Phillip Phlopp
Apart from the fur colour that dog is the spitting image of our Tigger.

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 2:25 pm
by Claude Balls

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 3:19 pm
by Redpig59
Is it a school for the blind?

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 3:42 pm
by Julian Mince
I bet he's chuffed with that.

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 4:11 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Was it done by the same woman who did that stunning restoration of the painting of Jesus?

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 4:13 pm
by Julian Mince
Wasn't there a rather cruel Internet meme some years ago which looked like that?

Re: Jesus Lewis!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 6:43 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
The one I'm thinking of was Jesus being a spitting image of DLT although I'm sure the Big J wouldn't have grabbed a researcher's busty substances like what the Hairy Cornflake did.