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Jesus Lewis!

Post by Redpig59 » Thu May 04, 2023 9:32 pm

You make good music videos

Greyfriars Bobby anyone?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Gaspode » Thu May 04, 2023 9:43 pm

Not sure if he actually makes the videos, he does make the accompanying music. Which is very dull imo
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Redpig59 » Thu May 04, 2023 9:46 pm

Tsk!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Gaspode » Thu May 04, 2023 10:03 pm

Listen I have Undi and Max on my side here....

Oh, wait...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Julian Mince » Fri May 05, 2023 5:33 am

It's a bit of a dirge, which makes it similar to the output of most of the other current male solo artists. Cowell is to blame. Being taken to one side and given a good kicking followed by molten lead poured into each eye socket would be a fair punishment for fucking up music.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon May 08, 2023 7:04 pm

That wouldn't bother him. He needs his teeth coated with an impermeable yellow stain.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Julian Mince » Tue May 09, 2023 5:39 am

Yes!

Yes he does!

I bet they gleam in ultra violet light.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Tue May 09, 2023 7:34 am

He would have been hit in 1980s discos.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Julian Mince » Tue May 09, 2023 7:55 am

I think he could well be hit in 2020's discos.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Mo » Tue May 09, 2023 7:56 am

I love him
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Julian Mince » Tue May 09, 2023 7:58 am

Mo wrote: ↑
Tue May 09, 2023 7:56 am
I love him
Simon Cowell?
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Mo » Tue May 09, 2023 9:36 am

Julian Mince wrote: ↑
Tue May 09, 2023 7:58 am
Mo wrote: ↑
Tue May 09, 2023 7:56 am
I love him
Simon Cowell?
No, I don't really love him. He looks like a melting candle
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Tue May 09, 2023 9:48 am

Apart from the fur colour that dog is the spitting image of our Tigger.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Claude Balls » Mon May 22, 2023 2:25 pm

Oh Lordy!

https://news.stv.tv/entertainment/lewis ... st-lothian
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Redpig59 » Mon May 22, 2023 3:19 pm

Is it a school for the blind?
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Julian Mince » Mon May 22, 2023 3:42 pm

I bet he's chuffed with that.
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon May 22, 2023 4:11 pm

Was it done by the same woman who did that stunning restoration of the painting of Jesus?
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Julian Mince » Mon May 22, 2023 4:13 pm

Wasn't there a rather cruel Internet meme some years ago which looked like that?
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Re: Jesus Lewis!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon May 22, 2023 6:43 pm

The one I'm thinking of was Jesus being a spitting image of DLT although I'm sure the Big J wouldn't have grabbed a researcher's busty substances like what the Hairy Cornflake did.
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