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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:17 am
by mis
Now it wants to be a "fisherthem"!
I blame Thatcher. Care in the community isn't working.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 12:39 pm
by Julian Mince
mis wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:17 am
Now it wants to be a "fisherthem"!
I blame Thatcher. Care in the community isn't working.
He really is a throbbing member isn't he. Sorry I meant isn't that, no it, no them, oh fuck it...
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:01 pm
by Redpig59
How many women (the old fashioned type) do you see on trawlers?
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:09 pm
by Claude Balls
Kate Winslet won't go near one, for obvious reasons
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:19 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:01 pm
How many women (the old fashioned type) do you see on trawlers?
None. Y'see, they have a woman's hand! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:20 pm
by Redpig59
Claude Balls wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:09 pm
Kate Winslet won't go near one, for obvious reasons
He only let go when he found out she was 25
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:30 pm
by mis
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:07 pm
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:01 pm
How many women (the old fashioned type) do you see on trawlers?
What, ones without penises?
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:32 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:07 pm
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:01 pm
How many women (the old fashioned type) do you see on trawlers?
What, ones without penises?
Yes.
Those dinosaurs.
Not a gonad between them.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2023 6:36 pm
by mis
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:53 am
by Julian Mince
He's really not helping his case is he?
Bollocks. They're really not helping their case is they?
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2023 9:30 am
by Gaspode
Right first time Jules.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 12:29 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Before
After bumping into a prick
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:17 pm
by Claude Balls
Mr Tickle is considerably more attractive than I remember
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 3:51 pm
by Redpig59
She came straight from work.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 4:27 pm
by Julian Mince
Who is she?
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 4:56 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Dunno but it reminded me of the beginning of autumn term at school when me mam would insist I'd grow into the trousers/shirts etc.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 1:48 pm
by Redpig59
Oh my God!
Geldof needs a course.
He? HE?
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 3:32 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
By saying 'My God' you are excluding other Supreme Deities and not being inclusive with those who do not hold religious beliefs.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:10 pm
by mis
Careful now, or it's fatwa time.
There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger.
