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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 7:34 am
by Julian Mince
mis wrote:
Sat Feb 11, 2023 9:12 pm
Looking like a balloon is dangerous these days. He could get a sidewinder up his backside.
He? Oh dear - it's time for a course!

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:21 am
by mis
Is there no end to it being a bell end?

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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:03 pm
by Sandra
Not the most attractive of people.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:15 pm
by Red Baron
While I agree it's not a good look, not attractive at all, the MSM still clutch their pearls and faint at anything different.
You would think that they would be used to it after more than 50 years, though Bowie, Bolan etc did it with much more style.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:18 pm
by Gaspode
His music's bloody dreadful as well..

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:45 pm
by Red Baron
Gaspode wrote:
Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:18 pm
His music's bloody dreadful as well..
To be honest, I wouldn't know any of his music.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 6:01 pm
by Gaspode
Red Baron wrote:
Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:45 pm
Gaspode wrote:
Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:18 pm
His music's bloody dreadful as well..
To be honest, I wouldn't know any of his music.
Take my advice and keep it that way Red

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 6:36 pm
by mis
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:04 pm
by Redpig59
I thought that his Bond theme wasn't too bad, as those go.
I think that we are witnessing a break-down.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:27 pm
by mis
His Bond theme?

Do you want me to book you a place on that course?

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:56 pm
by Redpig59
mis wrote:
Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:27 pm
His Bond theme?

Do you want me to book you a place on that course?
Look.
He has a penis and his pelvic notch is narrow.
He has an X and Y chromosome.
He's a him.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 9:09 pm
by Gaspode
Let's not forget not only is he a bell end he also has one.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 9:19 pm
by Redpig59
Quite.
When archaeologists dig up a skeleton, we can immediately tell if it's male or female.
That's without pronouns.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:19 am
by Julian Mince

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:10 am
by mis
If these so-called singers could actually sing they wouldn't need all the 'dancers' and special effects to distract from their lack of talent.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:47 am
by Julian Mince
mis wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:10 am
If these so-called singers could actually sing they wouldn't need all the 'dancers' and special effects to distract from their lack of talent.
An excellent point mis. Music today really is shit isn't it. I blame the youth of today.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:10 am
by Phillip Phlopp
If you were to plot the decline of British popular music the rot started when Thatcher became PM. Fact. End of.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:16 am
by mis
Shirley the day the music died was February 3, 1959.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:26 pm
by Claude Balls
Bit of a kickback on Twitter, suggesting that sneering at current popstars from more mature members of the population has always been so, from Elvis & Jerry Lee through Bowie & T Rex and onto Madonna, Boy George & Harry Styles.

Might be some truth in that, even if Sam Smith is unquestionably a fud.

Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:37 pm
by Julian Mince
Say what you like about Lady Gaga's bacon dress, it pales into insignificance compared to his outfit.