Is this him?
The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Is this him?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
People are quite rightly rallying to the defence of Sir Bob. When The Bobster was suffering him/it/they, he/it/they were still a him and not a complete fucking fruitcake non binary bellend, so the use of "he" was correct.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Oooh! A picture. That's done it! People have been given a stern joshing for less.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Claude Balls
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Why is no-one even mentioning Jehovah?
*Aaarrggghhh!!!!*
*Aaarrggghhh!!!!*
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Are there any women here?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
A common question in Scottish women's prisons.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Enter Noel Gallagher: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... -rant.html
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
He's not wrong though.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Claude Balls
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Does Noel do anything these days, apart from foul-mouthed rants?
I suppose it stops him recording with his Angry Birds, so shouldnt complain really
I suppose it stops him recording with his Angry Birds, so shouldnt complain really
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Jeeeeesus!
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Maybe Sam is hoping for Athena posters to come a-knocking
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Good grief....
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Jesus Christ....
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Those shoes are ridiculous
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
No, he's stunning & brave and rocking a daring look, or some such. A woman in those shoes would make them look ridiculous.