God it's shite!

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God it's shite!

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:29 am

That Beyonce record.
She must have spent three minutes on the 'lyrics'.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:18 am

Trouble is Piggy, Bouncy could sing "I'm a little teapot" (and make it her own of course) and it would sell by the bucketload.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: God it's shite!

Post by mis » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:37 am

Being old, deaf and a grouch I haven't knowingly ever heard anything by this Beyonce person. I don't seem to have missed much.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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Re: God it's shite!

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jul 01, 2022 10:10 am

I’m ‘bout to explode, take off this load
Bend it, bust it open, won’t ya make it go?
Yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka
Yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka
Release ya wiggle
Yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka
Yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka
Release your wiggle

You won’t break my soul
You won’t break my soul
You won’t break my soul
You won’t break my soul
I’m telling everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Fri Jul 01, 2022 10:36 am

I released my woggle and was expelled from the Cubs.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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