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Fave opening lines
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:29 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
I never thought it would happen with me and a girl from Clapham
Re: Fave opening lines
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 1:16 pm
by Gaspode
"She unscrews the top of her new whisky bottle
And shuffles around in her candlelit hovel"
Those Squeeze chappies write some corkers
Not Squeeze this time.
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand"
Re: Fave opening lines
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 2:05 pm
by Redpig59
"She put him out. Like the burnt-out end of a midnight cigarette..."
Re: Fave opening lines
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 2:34 pm
by Gaspode
"Good evening, I'm from Essex,
In case you couldn't tell.
My given name is Dickie'
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well"