Fave opening lines
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Phillip Phlopp
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I never thought it would happen with me and a girl from Clapham
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Fave opening lines
"She unscrews the top of her new whisky bottle
And shuffles around in her candlelit hovel"
Those Squeeze chappies write some corkers
Not Squeeze this time.
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand"
And shuffles around in her candlelit hovel"
Those Squeeze chappies write some corkers
Not Squeeze this time.
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand"
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Fave opening lines
"She put him out. Like the burnt-out end of a midnight cigarette..."
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Fave opening lines
"Good evening, I'm from Essex,
In case you couldn't tell.
My given name is Dickie'
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well"
In case you couldn't tell.
My given name is Dickie'
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well"
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.