Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

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Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:49 am

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ions-fail/

He could join Right Said Fred I suppose, so all is not lost.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:45 am

His mate Elton could give him some advice
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:33 am

Claude Balls wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:45 am
 His mate Elton could give him some advice
Is that a euphemism for "one up the Gary"?
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:39 am

Not really - simply that someone in the same business (this business we call "show") who has a fine head of his own hair could offer his tonsorial tips to the Robster
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jan 12, 2022 12:11 pm

Claude Balls wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:39 am
 Not really - simply that someone in the same business (this business we call "show") who has a fine head of his own hair could offer his tonsorial tips to the Robster
I really grasped the wrong end of the stick there, didn't I!
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jan 12, 2022 12:30 pm

Now there's yer euphemism!
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jan 12, 2022 12:58 pm

You filthy swine!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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