Previously, the best lyrics in the world, ever, came from Our Moz:
"So I broke into the Palace, with a sponge and a rusty spanner,
She said 'eh, I know you, and you cannot sing'
I said 'that's nothing, you should hear me play piannnnaaah"
This has now been beaten by a line by an unnamed author in a song from "Diana, The Musical". Look at this - it oozes class:
"Harry, my ginger-haired son, you'll always be second to none"
That's going to take some beating, mark my words!
Move over Morrissey!
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Move over Morrissey!
Genius!
Mind you, he was quite literally second in everything.
Not that he would ever complain of course.
Mind you, he was quite literally second in everything.
Not that he would ever complain of course.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.