Refunds after 'spectacularly bad' panto at Chippenham venue

[Claude Balls]

A venue that put on a "spectacularly bad" pantomime has offered a refund to all customers who paid to see it.

Jack and the Beanstalk at Chippenham's Neeld Community and Arts Centre was billed as boasting a "sparkling set and glittering costumes".
But one disgruntled punter said: "There were only three people, no scenery, they couldn't sing or dance."

The town council, which runs the venue, said it "was not the standard of show the Neeld is used to presenting".
The show ran from 27-29 December, and was sold out, with standard tickets priced at £7.00.

Posting on the 158-seat venue's Facebook page, ticket-buyer Natalie Uff described the panto as "awful".
"At one point they were talking to voices in the wings as they ran out of people," she said.
Another panto fan, Tereza Cleverley, said: "It was spectacularly bad. It felt as if two of the cast members had been pulled in at the last minute and it was their first live show."
And John Snell said he was "mortified" by the standard of the production.

In a statement, the town council said "we pride ourselves in providing high quality shows for Chippenham" but the "images provided by the company for promotional purposes did not reflect the show they brought to us".
"We had been assured by the theatre production company there would be a cast of six professional actors with industry standard staging," it added.

The company behind the show, OOOH ARRR Productions, has been contacted for comment.
On its website, the Malmesbury-based firm describes itself as a "professional theatre company" that takes pride in being "fun, affordable and relevant".

At least it wasn't Pollard

[Redpig59]

Natalie Uff?
Tereza Cleverley?
John Snell?

These aren't Wiltshire names!

OOOH ARRR Productions?
That's more like it.
A local show for local people.

[Psmith]

Jack and the Combine Harvester would have been more popular.