Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

[Julian Mince]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/c ... vatorship/



It's a shame about the tramp stamp though.

[Redpig59]

It's a bit boyish for me.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.

[Julian Mince]

It's a bit boyish for me.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.

That would be a very public spirited thing to do Piggy.

[Redpig59]

It's a bit boyish for me.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.

That would be a very public spirited thing to do Piggy.

Don't mention it.
I'm sure that it won't be a problem.

[Julian Mince]

Don't mention it.
I'm sure that it won't be a problem.

Don't try to fob us off with a picture of your bum though Piggy, I'm sure we'll be able to tell.

[Redpig59]

Don't mention it.
I'm sure that it won't be a problem.

Don't try to fob us off with a picture of your bum though Piggy, I'm sure we'll be able to tell.

Goodness no!
It does look a bit like Britney's though; but fatter, and saggier, and hairier.
So nothing like Britney's really.

[Phillip Phlopp]

What about your 'He Who Dares Wins' tattoo across your bum?

[Phillip Phlopp]

Oh bugger. Piggy's going to have to kill me now.

[Redpig59]

Anybody who has to see my arse will welcome death.

[Julian Mince]

I'm sure that it is a very wise arse.

[Redpig59]

[Poodlepan]

[Claude Balls]

I'm sure you will all join me in wishing Birtney the very best with her impending nuptials.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58540571

And an interesting twist on the engagement ring photo op as well - she's one classy lady!

[mis]

Madge tries to compete and fails miserably.

Have your eye-bleach and wire brushes ready.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-new ... ews-update

[Julian Mince]

Oh no, no, no and no again for good measure!

[Phillip Phlopp]

Just as well Max Mosley has already died 'cos that look would have seen him off for sure.

[Redpig59]

Madge tries to compete and fails miserably.

Have your eye-bleach and wire brushes ready.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-new ... ews-update

She isn't giving up is she?
Bless her.