Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
- Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
It's a bit boyish for me.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
That would be a very public spirited thing to do Piggy.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Don't mention it.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:28 pmThat would be a very public spirited thing to do Piggy.
I'm sure that it won't be a problem.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Don't try to fob us off with a picture of your bum though Piggy, I'm sure we'll be able to tell.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Goodness no!Julian Mince wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:42 pmDon't try to fob us off with a picture of your bum though Piggy, I'm sure we'll be able to tell.
It does look a bit like Britney's though; but fatter, and saggier, and hairier.
So nothing like Britney's really.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
What about your 'He Who Dares Wins' tattoo across your bum?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Oh bugger. Piggy's going to have to kill me now.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Anybody who has to see my arse will welcome death.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
I'm sure that it is a very wise arse.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
I'm sure you will all join me in wishing Birtney the very best with her impending nuptials.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58540571
And an interesting twist on the engagement ring photo op as well - she's one classy lady!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58540571
And an interesting twist on the engagement ring photo op as well - she's one classy lady!
Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Madge tries to compete and fails miserably.
Have your eye-bleach and wire brushes ready.
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-new ... ews-update
Have your eye-bleach and wire brushes ready.
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-new ... ews-update
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Oh no, no, no and no again for good measure!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
Just as well Max Mosley has already died 'cos that look would have seen him off for sure.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?
She isn't giving up is she?mis wrote: ↑Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:43 pmMadge tries to compete and fails miserably.
Have your eye-bleach and wire brushes ready.
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-new ... ews-update
Bless her.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.