Beyonce
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Beyonce
If Beyonce married Roy Castle, wouldn't that be funny? Especially as he's been dead for some time.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Beyonce
Now, that's some good humour.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 2:14 pmIf Beyonce married Roy Castle, wouldn't that be funny? Especially as he's been dead for some time.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Beyonce
Not as funny as Britney Spears marrying Bryan Ferry, or Chris Rea forming a supergroup with Dire Straits.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Beyonce
What's funny about Chris Straits?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Beyonce
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Beyonce
Chris Dire. Spot on.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Beyonce
Is that the bloke from Coldplay?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Beyonce
Almost - he's Dire Chris.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Beyonce
And it's usually me.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.