Why was Sam Smith crying on the bathroom floor?
Was he out of toilet paper and realised too late?
Also, who tore his dress?
Perhaps that was why he was crying.
So many questions.
I need to know!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
-
Julian Mince
- Posts:8054
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: I need to know!
"He"? "His"?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: I need to know!
Oops!
I thought that because he has a cock and no womb he was a bloke.
How very 1970s of me.
I can only apologise.
I thought that because he has a cock and no womb he was a bloke.
How very 1970s of me.
I can only apologise.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
-
Julian Mince
- Posts:8054
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: I need to know!
Fear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: I need to know!
I think that you're right.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:18 pmFear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
Once I've had some vigorous training, I will no longer believe that having a cock and no womb makes you a bloke.
I will be enlightened.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
-
Julian Mince
- Posts:8054
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: I need to know!
Calling you "Piggy The Enlightened" at this point will seem a fair thing to do.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: I need to know!
Isn't using the word "straight" a bit homophobic or transphobic or something?Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:18 pmFear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
-
Julian Mince
- Posts:8054
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: I need to know!
Oh no! I have been doing so well too recently. It's lucky that i know the Course Organiser well and have his number on speed dial.
Oh no! I said "his"!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: I need to know!
and you're using punctuation which is racist apparently
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
-
Julian Mince
- Posts:8054
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: I need to know!
Thats a good point Piggy I must remember not to do that in future please pull me up if I make the same mistake again
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: I need to know!
I'm just glad that we have America to guide us in this strange new worldJulian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 2:15 pmThats a good point Piggy I must remember not to do that in future please pull me up if I make the same mistake again
Here we see a racist boulder being removed
Racist boulder
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
-
Julian Mince
- Posts:8054
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: I need to know!
I feel much more woke now that has gone Thank you Piggy for bringing that to our attention
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
-
Phillip Phlopp
- Posts:21637
- Joined:Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:16 am
Re: I need to know!
And 'narrow' precludes those of more substantial girth and fattist.mis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:21 pmIsn't using the word "straight" a bit homophobic or transphobic or something?Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:18 pmFear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: I need to know!
The word "cockwomble" is doubleplusunwoke so Jules will have to give that up as well.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
-
Julian Mince
- Posts:8054
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: I need to know!
I am distraught!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
-
Phillip Phlopp
- Posts:21637
- Joined:Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:16 am
Re: I need to know!
You must never dis a traught either.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: I need to know!
Racist boulder, bolder racist. Which is worst?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: I need to know!
It could be Will Young actually.
I always get them mixed up for some reason.
I always get them mixed up for some reason.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: I need to know!
Easily done for some reason.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
-
Phillip Phlopp
- Posts:21637
- Joined:Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:16 am
Re: I need to know!
Oooh, GET him, he's so bold isn't he Sandy?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain