How old is the Fat Dancer?

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How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:06 am

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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by mis » Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:00 am

I don't think it's him. It says he's London- born.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:27 am

Doesn't Greater London stretch to Stoke On Trent?
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Gaspode » Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:35 am

Anywhere north of the M25 is just a frozen wasteland, every Londoner knows that.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by SuzySu » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:18 am

Robbie Williams is 47 😊
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:28 am

Hmm. It can't be him then. Any other suggestions? James Arthur? I can't stand him I'm afraid.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by mis » Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:09 pm

Sarf Lunnun? It's probably one of Piggy's rapper chums.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:36 pm

Oooh Lethal Bizzle or Stormzy?
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:40 pm

I can't see Lethal Bizzle being violent.
Stormzy though...
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Gaspode » Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:14 pm

Could be Dizzee, he's a rascal apparently
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by West LW » Fri Jun 11, 2021 8:54 pm

I reckon its some obscure Mercury prize winner type.

Someone only Undie will have heard of.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Redpig59 » Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:15 am

The lead singer from Five Fingered Death Punch?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Julian Mince » Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:16 am

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:15 am
 The lead singer from Five Fingered Death Punch?
A FFDP still your favourite US Heavy Metal band Piggy?
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?

Post by Julian Mince » Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:17 am

Now, I didn't know this, but FFDP's (or 5FDP if you like) first album was called "Way of the Fist". Upon reading this, my first thought was Normal Lamont.
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