How old is the Fat Dancer?
- Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
I don't think it's him. It says he's London- born.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
Doesn't Greater London stretch to Stoke On Trent?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
Anywhere north of the M25 is just a frozen wasteland, every Londoner knows that.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
Hmm. It can't be him then. Any other suggestions? James Arthur? I can't stand him I'm afraid.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
Sarf Lunnun? It's probably one of Piggy's rapper chums.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
Oooh Lethal Bizzle or Stormzy?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
I can't see Lethal Bizzle being violent.
Stormzy though...
Stormzy though...
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
Could be Dizzee, he's a rascal apparently
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
I reckon its some obscure Mercury prize winner type.
Someone only Undie will have heard of.
Someone only Undie will have heard of.
"It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favourite species"
"Now drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby"
"Now drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby"
Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
The lead singer from Five Fingered Death Punch?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
A FFDP still your favourite US Heavy Metal band Piggy?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: How old is the Fat Dancer?
Now, I didn't know this, but FFDP's (or 5FDP if you like) first album was called "Way of the Fist". Upon reading this, my first thought was Normal Lamont.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.