So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight

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So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Sat May 22, 2021 7:55 am

Glastonbury v Eurovision

Why oh why did they put them both on at the same time?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57198762

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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight

Post by Julian Mince » Sat May 22, 2021 7:56 am

I know which I'd like to watch, but no doubt I'll be forced to watch Vera or some other detective shite instead.
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Post by Gaspode » Sat May 22, 2021 8:33 am

I'll be washing my hair
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Post by West LW » Sat May 22, 2021 9:31 am

I like Vera. I would watch Fawlty Towers reruns for the 154th time rather than Eurovision.

But to be honest now we can actually sit inside a building that serves booze I'll be doing that. With ourlass obviously.
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Post by RockitRon » Sat May 22, 2021 2:33 pm

One Vera was enough for me. Can't stand that whining voice.
And why do the locations all have to be so bleak?


We'd normally be out on Eurovision night - always meet up with bunch of friends, to miss the ritual humiliation of Royaume Uni. Covid has put the kibosh on that.
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Post by Lisa » Sat May 22, 2021 4:14 pm

Is watching neither an option?
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Post by Gaspode » Sat May 22, 2021 5:19 pm

Sounds like the only option to me, after I've wash my hair that is
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Post by RockitRon » Sat May 22, 2021 7:49 pm

Oh dear.... :oops:
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Post by Redpig59 » Sat May 22, 2021 8:12 pm

Germany!
That's my new favourite, after Sugar
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Post by Redpig59 » Sat May 22, 2021 8:16 pm

Finland = shite.
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Post by Redpig59 » Sat May 22, 2021 8:23 pm

Bulgaria - bore fest.
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Post by Gaspode » Sat May 22, 2021 8:25 pm

I'll take your word for it, though I'll bet they're no Coldplay....
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Post by Redpig59 » Sat May 22, 2021 8:30 pm

Hold up!
Lithuania is my new favourite!
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Post by Redpig59 » Sat May 22, 2021 8:31 pm

Ukraine WTF?
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Post by Redpig59 » Sat May 22, 2021 8:35 pm

France - Merde
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Sat May 22, 2021 9:18 pm

If UK comes fourth we'll be lucky. That is, 4th from bottom.
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Post by Julian Mince » Sun May 23, 2021 5:18 am

So that went well. UK comes last, Glasto thing borked.
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Sun May 23, 2021 9:25 am

Cast you mind back dear reader to a warm day in May 1997 when New Labour under Tony Blair sweeps to victory and in the same month Blair's New Britain sweeps all before it at Eurovision. Fast forward to 2021 where during a cold, wet May evening Boris' Brexit Britain gets nul point. Coincidence? I don't think so.
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Post by West LW » Sun May 23, 2021 9:29 am

Did we not win then?

I thought when they pulled off the skirts for shorter skirts the votes would pile in.
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Post by Julian Mince » Sun May 23, 2021 9:45 am

Amanda Holden is trending on Twitter for some faux pas last night. Any ideas anyone?
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