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Top Quality Mail Reporting Again...

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:06 am

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What? So one of the twins isn't 31 and the other 29? God preserve us...
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Post by mis » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:11 am

The singing twins took to Twitter to accuse the music mogul of pulling their cover of Vanilla Ice's Under Pressure.
So Simon Cowell's not all bad then?
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:26 am

My life's foundations were rocked to almost collapse by Sky 'Breaking News' a week or so ago, the Trilling Twins had just had a haircut.

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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:58 am

At least the important stuff is being reported, instead of all those riots in Ulster.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:43 am

Arlene Foster was on the radio this morning. It's no wonder there's always violence in Norn Iron, their accent is so grating.
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:46 am

Oh, apparently the riots are not about Brexit and the Northern Protocol. Oh no. The 12-year olds are chucking petrol bombs because last summer there was a funeral for an ex-IRA member and it was attended by non-Unionist politicians.
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:47 am

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:43 am
 Arlene Foster was on the radio this morning. It's no wonder there's always violence in Norn Iron, their accent is so grating.
You mean like a Jamaican accent, or an Indian one?
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:48 am

Jamaica? No, she's irritating of her own accord.
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:59 am

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:48 am
 Jamaica? No, she's irritating of her own accord.
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