There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

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There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:11 am

My new favourite lyric.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Post by Redpig59 » Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:54 am

Is it the new Coldplay song?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Post by Gaspode » Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:00 pm

My day was going really well till you said "new Coldplay" song".
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Post by Claude Balls » Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:47 pm

It's from the new Bob Dylan album - some say his output has dropped off since the halcyon days of the 60s & 70s but lyrics like this prove otherwise.

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Post by Gaspode » Mon Mar 29, 2021 1:31 pm

My halcyon days were in the 70's and 80's, something has certainly dropped off since then.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Post by Julian Mince » Mon Mar 29, 2021 1:35 pm

Gaspode wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 1:31 pm
My halcyon days were in the 70's and 80's, something has certainly dropped off since then.
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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