Blimey, he's packed on a bit of timber!

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Julian Mince
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Blimey, he's packed on a bit of timber!

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:32 pm

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Blimey, he's packed on a bit of timber!

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:39 pm

Must be off the smack at the moment.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Blimey, he's packed on a bit of timber!

Post by Gaspode » Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:48 pm

A few things about smack.
Apparently it's very moreish.
Get off it when you're young or you die, unless your name is Keith Richard.
Get off it and you pile on the pounds, see Mr R Williams
Duck incoming from Suze or you actually get a smack...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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