Suze - bad news!

[Julian Mince]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... virus.html

Soon be dead (him, not you obvs)

[Phillip Phlopp]

Does Mrs Fat Dancer have chafing issues?

[Claude Balls]

There's a ready-made replacement on here

https://celebvm.com/p/blobbiewilliams

[Julian Mince]

He should be done under the Trades Descriptions act. He's nowhere near as fat as the original.

[mis]

Unless he's going through a Stevie Wonder phase, what's his excuse for dressing like that?

[SuzySu]

We need a rolling pin emoji

He does wear some odd clothes sometimes but I don't care

[SuzySu]

There's a ready-made replacement on here

https://celebvm.com/p/blobbiewilliams

I thought this was going to be a link with Gary Barlow on

[Claude Balls]

I thought this was going to be a link with Gary Barlow on

No - this is a Gary Barlow link

https://celebvm.com/p/garybarlowlookalike

[SuzySu]

I thought this was going to be a link with Gary Barlow on

No - this is a Gary Barlow link

https://celebvm.com/p/garybarlowlookalike

He even sounds like him, the same droney voice

[Julian Mince]

I thought this was going to be a link with Gary Barlow on

No - this is a Gary Barlow link

https://celebvm.com/p/garybarlowlookalike

He even sounds like him, the same droney voice

When Gary Barlow appears on the TV, both Mrs Mince and I go "Gary Barlow" in the same droning voice. The long winter nights simply fly by, I can tell you.

[SuzySu]

No - this is a Gary Barlow link

https://celebvm.com/p/garybarlowlookalike

He even sounds like him, the same droney voice

When Gary Barlow appears on the TV, both Mrs Mince and I go "Gary Barlow" in the same droning voice. The long winter nights simply fly by, I can tell you.

If he appears on our TV a swear word or two are uttered & it's turned off/over

[Claude Balls]

When Gary Barlow appears on the TV, both Mrs Mince and I go "Gary Barlow" in the same droning voice. The long winter nights simply fly by, I can tell you.

" ...and I said what about Fat Gary Barlow
She said I think I remember the twat
And as I recall I think we both kind of hate him
And I said well that's the one thing we've got"