This is the problem I face...
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Going back to a post I can't find where I was royally berated by Undie for saying that it's hard being in a female fronted band, I was asked earlier today if we could change the spot-on note-for-note perfect cover of Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac for this shite.
I have replied saying that is is probably the most shit thing I have ever soiled my ears with and that if we were (and we won't) to perform that in a pub it would clear the place. Punters don't want to endure some Cowell-"oh you've made it your own" shit just by slowing a classic down and removing all the best bits (i.e. the cracking bassline in the original).
This is the shit I have to endure! It's only 8am but I feel I need a stiff drink..
I have replied saying that is is probably the most shit thing I have ever soiled my ears with and that if we were (and we won't) to perform that in a pub it would clear the place. Punters don't want to endure some Cowell-"oh you've made it your own" shit just by slowing a classic down and removing all the best bits (i.e. the cracking bassline in the original).
This is the shit I have to endure! It's only 8am but I feel I need a stiff drink..
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Maybe it's time to announce via NME that you're splitting with the Dwarves due to 'creative differences' and pursue a solo career. It worked for the Fat Dancer.
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Just watched the video. If you're going to do a cover then do it different. BTW, the top of her acoustic guitar is going to do her lady bumps an injury one day, you mark my words.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Dwarf is history - I had a look to see if they were still bothering the drinkers of the Thetford and Newmarket areas but it appears that they have split. I think we're on our fourth band name now. It's shit, so I will be suggesting that another is thought of before covid restrictions are lifted and gigging can restart. That's if they actually agree with me that gigging is a good idea for a band....Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:53 amMaybe it's time to announce via NME that you're splitting with the Dwarves due to 'creative differences' and pursue a solo career. It worked for the Fat Dancer.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: This is the problem I face...
Bollocks. What am I going to do with a transit van full of Dwarves merchandise?
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Re: This is the problem I face...
Stash it in the attic in anticipation of the lucrative Dwarves reunion tour in 2030.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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What do you think they'll call the reunion tour? I seem to remember Hell Freezes Over tour has already been used by The Eagles pop combo. No Fucking Chance Mate?
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No fucking way will I ever play with those wankers again tour.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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No amount of money will ever make me play with that wanker again...
100 mill?
Oh OK then...
The Filthy Lucre Tour Mk2
100 mill?
Oh OK then...
The Filthy Lucre Tour Mk2
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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I should really have tipped you the wink on that one - my apologies.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:01 amBollocks. What am I going to do with a transit van full of Dwarves merchandise?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: This is the problem I face...
I rather like that.Gaspode wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:44 amYou could always Jazz it up a bit Jules
Dreams - Dianne Reeves
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Not even sure that the current incarnation of the Mac comes close to the Lindsay Buckingham version, despite having 80% of that particular line-up.
Interesting though that your cohorts have chosen a song which was basically a Dear John letter to a fellow band member...
Interesting though that your cohorts have chosen a song which was basically a Dear John letter to a fellow band member...
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Preferred the blues based Fleetwood Mac with Pete Green but I have loads of their albums and can admire the way they adapted to changes in music.
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What about the "Hi-Ho!" tour?Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:47 amWhat do you think they'll call the reunion tour? I seem to remember Hell Freezes Over tour has already been used by The Eagles pop combo. No Fucking Chance Mate?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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A few of these reunion tours could have been named 'Alimony To Pay Tour' or 'Pension Pot Empty Tour'
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We went to see John Cleese that last time he was in the UK - I believe he called it "the Alimony Tour".
It wasn't very good though
It wasn't very good though
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He's not too funny these days, is he?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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He wasn't on that tour either - but hey, it was John Cleese