Probably the best lyrics to a pop sing EVER!

[Phillip Phlopp]

Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70's with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, to prove Italians would like any English song. It was a hit.

The video is brilliant as well.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=266763840191660

[Gaspode]

No more nonsensical than the average Duran Duran lyric TBH.

[Psmith]

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don't care about clever, I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
'Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm on to a winner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When do you think it will all become clear
'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear
Life's about film stars and less about mothers
It's all about fast cars and cussing each other
But it doesn't matter 'cause I'm packing plastic
And that's what makes my life so fuckin' fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it's not my fault, it's how I'm programmed to function
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm on to a winner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When do you think it will all become clear
'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
'Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission
Now I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I'm getting thinner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When do you think it will all become clear
'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear

Songwriters: Lily Rose Allen / Greg Kurstin

[Redpig59]

Oh, Lily is such a genius.
Mentally stable too.

[Gaspode]

I'd be careful what you say, her Dad's the Sherrif of Nottingham remember....

[Phillip Phlopp]

I thought Alan Rickman was dead.

[Redpig59]

What about kiddy-fiddler Jacko?
"What about elephants, have we lost their trust?"
Earthsong.

[Gaspode]

Talking Heads, Once In A Lifetime
"There is water at the bottom of the ocean"
Really?

[Claude Balls]

Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

“Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town”

Eh maybe at the jail?!?

[Psmith]

To the rich man's bright lodges
I ride in this wind
On my good horse, I call you
My shiny black Bess
To the playhouse of fortune
To take the bright silver
And gold you have taken
From somebody else
And as we go riding
In the damp foggy midnight
You snort, my good pony
And you give me your best
For you know and I know
Good horse 'mongst the rich ones
How oftimes we go there
An unwelcome guest
I never took food
From the widows and orphans
And never a hardworking man I oppressed
So take your pace easy
For home soon like lightning
We soon will be riding
My shiny black Bess
No fat rich man's pony
Can ever overtake you
And there's not a rider
From the east to the west
Could hold you a light
In this dark mist and midnight
When the potbellied thieves
Chase the unwelcome guest
I don't know, good horse
As we trot in this dark here
That robbing the rich
Is for worse or for best
They take it by stealing
And lying and gambling
And I take it my way
My shiny Black Bess
I treat horses good
And I'm friendly to strangers
I ride and your running
Makes my guns talk the best
And the rangers and deputies
Are hired by the rich man
To catch me and hang me
My shining black Bess
Yes, they'll catch me napping one day
And they'll kill me
And then I'll be gone
But that won't be my end
For my guns and my saddle
Will always be filled
By unwelcome travelers
And other brave men
And they'll take the money
And spread it out equal
Just like the Bible
And the prophets suggest
But men that go riding
To help these poor workers
The rich will cut down
Like an unwelcome guest

[Redpig59]

Snappy!

[Gaspode]

Very folky

[Psmith]

Yes,Woody Guthrie.

[Psmith]

Shadows are falling and I been here all day
It's too hot to sleep and time is running away
Feel like my soul has turned into steel
I've still got the scars that the sun didn't let me heal
There's not even room enough to be anywhere
It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
Well my sense of humanity is going down the drain
Behind every beautiful thing, there's been some kind of pain
She wrote me a letter and she wrote it so kind
She put down in writin' what was in her mind
I just don't see why I should even care
It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
Well I been to London and I been to gay Paree
I followed the river and I got to the sea
I've been down to the bottom of a whirlpool of lies
I ain't lookin' for nothin' in anyone's eyes
Sometimes my burden is more than I can bear
It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
I was born here and I'll die here, against my will
I know it looks like I'm movin' but I'm standin' still
Every nerve in my body is so naked and numb
I can't even remember what it was I came here to get away from
Don't even hear the murmur of a prayer
It's not dark yet, but it's getting there

[Gaspode]

I thought the last one might be Dylan so I'll say this one rambles along getting nowhere so it's definitely Bobby Zee.
<prepares to be told it's an obscure Take That album track written by Gazza Barlow and sung by little Mark Owen>

[Psmith]

You got the right answer but to the wrong song.

Very astute of you actually because one was influenced by the other.

[Julian Mince]

Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

“Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town”

Eh maybe at the jail?!?

This was discussed before and the possibility of two jails existing in the same town was mooted.

[Julian Mince]

So I broke into the Palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said: "Eh, I know and you cannot sing!"
I said: "That's nothing, you should hear me play piano!"

[Phillip Phlopp]

'Do you know the piano's on my foot?

[Gaspode]

You hum it Phil I'll play it..