Isn't she a bit old for this?

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Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:59 pm

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:08 pm

Gotta do something for the publicity, with panto being gubbed this year

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Re: Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:29 pm

and she forgot to put some kind of foundation garment on this morning.
The perils of getting old.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:39 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:29 pm
and she forgot to put some kind of foundation garment on this morning.
The perils of getting old.
The Daily Mail would have pixellated the nipsels out.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:27 pm

As would the Express, according to John Cooper Clarke

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Re: Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:28 pm

At 60, surely she can just tuck them into her pants?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:01 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:28 pm
At 60, surely she can just tuck them into her pants?
It's a mystery, right enough

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Re: Isn't she a bit old for this?

Post by Psmith » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:52 pm

Toyah and her husband ???????????????????

It should be The Robert Fripp and some old slapper.

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