She's not like a bird any more...

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She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Aug 25, 2025 10:31 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... Pride.html

Good Lord, Nelly Furtado has packed on the timber lately:

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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Aug 25, 2025 11:34 am

Crikey!
I wouldn't have known it was her.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Aug 25, 2025 11:51 am

Never heard of her, seriously.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Aug 25, 2025 12:10 pm

Whistling Nelly Furtado as Wrighty used to call her?
Surely we've all heard of her?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Aug 25, 2025 12:24 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Mon Aug 25, 2025 11:51 am
Never heard of her, seriously.
She was around long after the Light Programme I think.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Gaspode » Mon Aug 25, 2025 12:54 pm

I, unfortunately, have both heard of her and heard her
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Lisa » Tue Oct 07, 2025 12:16 pm

40 something woman is no longer as slim as she was in her 20s shocker!

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:11 pm

Lisa wrote:
Tue Oct 07, 2025 12:16 pm
40 something woman is no longer as slim as she was in her 20s shocker!
Well, that's no good!
Why can't women age gracefully and as beautifully as men?

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A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Oct 07, 2025 2:47 pm

Doesn't he look young?!

A perfect example that you don't need to spend millions on plastic surgery to remain looking young and beautiful.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: She's not like a bird any more...

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Oct 28, 2025 12:24 pm

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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