This may bring a smile to Piggy's face

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This may bring a smile to Piggy's face

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Nov 04, 2024 6:30 am

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3 ... asty-fall/

I still can't get over how awful they were at Glastonbury.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: This may bring a smile to Piggy's face

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:40 pm

I hope that they find someone to fix him.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: This may bring a smile to Piggy's face

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Nov 04, 2024 4:11 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:40 pm
I hope that they find someone to fix him.
A Scientist perhaps?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: This may bring a smile to Piggy's face

Post by mis » Mon Nov 04, 2024 4:34 pm

Very good!
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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Re: This may bring a smile to Piggy's face

Post by Gaspode » Mon Nov 04, 2024 9:09 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2024 4:11 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:40 pm
I hope that they find someone to fix him.
A Scientist perhaps?
Or maybe a hit man?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: This may bring a smile to Piggy's face

Post by Mo » Tue Nov 05, 2024 10:39 am

Why do they keep doing that?

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