"Every day this side of the grass is a good one" as my old golf captain used to say.
He had lots of wise sayings.
"You won't be troubling the engraver" he would say to me if I hit a duff shot, and "Your coat's on a shoogelly nail"
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- Fri Apr 24, 2026 5:07 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Phloppy
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1072
- Thu Apr 23, 2026 8:01 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Phloppy
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1072
Re: Happy Birthday Phloppy
I can't wait for Phloppy's birthday tomorrow!
- Thu Apr 23, 2026 11:14 am
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Phloppy
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1072
Re: Happy Birthday Phloppy
Happy Birthday Phloppy.
Soon be dead.
Soon be dead.
- Wed Apr 22, 2026 3:49 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Phloppy
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1072
Re: Happy Birthday Phloppy
Happy Birthday Phloppy.
That was all kept quiet!
That was all kept quiet!
Re: Fever!
Yes!
Yes it is.
The work of a genius.
Pete Postlewaite is my Sam Vimes, and Eileen Atkins is my Granny Weatherwax.
Re: Fever!
I know that's a bit niche'
Re: Fever!
I always imagine a young Rula Lenska as Angua in the Pratchett books.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2026 8:49 pmOooh, very good. There's something of a Rula Lenska about her, a lady who caused consternation in the trouser department during her Rock Follies televisual triumph.
- Mon Mar 09, 2026 2:41 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy birthday, Mo
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2705
Re: Happy birthday, Mo
Happy birthday lovely Mo.
Forget about the toe tumours for today.
Forget about the toe tumours for today.
- Sat Feb 28, 2026 1:38 pm
- Forum: Food and Drink
- Topic: What's for dinner?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4093
Re: What's for dinner?
Duck tonight.
Should be quacking.
Should be quacking.
- Fri Feb 27, 2026 4:01 pm
- Forum: Food and Drink
- Topic: What's for dinner?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4093
Re: What's for dinner?
Curry for us tonight.
Made with a paste from a farm shop and Wagyu beef.
I'm hopeful and optimistic.
Made with a paste from a farm shop and Wagyu beef.
I'm hopeful and optimistic.
- Tue Feb 17, 2026 12:00 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3026
Re: Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points
Once again Middle of the Road are overlooked.
- Thu Feb 12, 2026 9:19 am
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Gromit
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1330
Happy Birthday Gromit
How long do dogs live for?
Please tell me it's fewer than 16 years.
- Thu Jan 22, 2026 10:26 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy 147th birthday to that immortal phrase...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3025
Re: Happy 147th birthday to that immortal phrase...
When I were a lad, the best bit of that film wasn't the Welsh fighting spirit, or the English stiff upper-lip.
It was the boobies dance at the Zulu camp.
There was no internet in those days.
It was the boobies dance at the Zulu camp.
There was no internet in those days.
- Wed Jan 14, 2026 11:39 am
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Jules
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2972
Re: Happy Birthday Jules
Happy birthday mate, soon be dead!
Windows 11?
FFS, don't do it, it's shite!
Windows 11?
FFS, don't do it, it's shite!
- Sat Dec 27, 2025 9:53 am
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy birthday, Sandra
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3386
Re: Happy birthday, Sandra
Happy birthday wee lass.
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- Wed Dec 17, 2025 8:57 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Gassy!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2893
Re: Happy Birthday Gassy!
Happy birthday you old sod.
You kept that quiet!
Still...soon be dead.
You kept that quiet!
Still...soon be dead.
- Sat Dec 06, 2025 8:54 am
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Red Baron
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3094
Re: Happy Birthday Red Baron
Happy birthday lass.
Reds rule!
Reds rule!
- Sat Nov 29, 2025 10:23 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Fat Dancer becomes a speccy twat!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1928
Re: Fat Dancer becomes a speccy twat!
That's Pru Leith!
- Sat Nov 15, 2025 10:42 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: No it's not the weight loss injections...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2786
Re: No it's not the weight loss injections...
Good thinking, as our very own wankerologist we can have a definitive answer By the way, I was watching a Youtube tutorial on how to programme* our central heating system and was surprised to see included among the sidebar of Youtube videos you might also want to view one that said, 'Five ways to a...